You ain't seen anything like this

Burgers. Fries. Shakes.

With a Side of GENOCIDE.

Taste genuine American classics paired with presidential mockery.

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Classic Dishes, FOOD TO DIE FOR!

Serving delicious American staples since 1947.

WE ONLY USE PLASTIC STRAWS!

Paper straws? No thanks! "Those things don't work, I've had them many times, and on occasion, they break, they explode. If something's hot, they don't last very long, like a matter of minutes, sometimes a matter of seconds. It's a ridiculous situation" - Donny

Meet Our Team

The Faces Behind Your Favorite Meals

These guys have worked way more than other world leaders at MockDonald's. Our head chef Donny is also “the very first MockDonald's fry cook ever to become President"

Donny

Head Chef

Benny

Assistant Chef

K-Dog

Delivery Assistant

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