SPECIAL TARIFF Menu
SAME Classic Dishes, JUST WAY MORE EXPENSIVE!!
Why keep money in your pocket when it could be in ours!
Midnight Hammer
Just last year we pre-launched our latest burger, the Operation Midnight Hammer, in June 2025 on Iran's main nuclear facilities. Marco Rubio assured us that “Iran wants to have nuclear weapons, of that there is 0 doubt” (Marco Rubio, 1st April 2026, C-SPAN). So we had to protect ourselves right ? At least that’s what he said.
Yes, it was technically a violent 12 days war, during which our bunker-buster bombs killed more than 600 Iranians, but Donald said it was a noble mission (Donald Trump, 28 February 2026, White House).
Big Mock
Our classics since the 1980s !
Even though Matthew Kroenig (US Government Strategy and security vice president) said that “The war in Iraq didn’t go as well as we would have liked”, we have still been doing pretty good ! This classic burger is dynamite, just as our operations !
I mean, the US has been targeting Iranian nuclear and defense forces for more than 20 years! Not to brag about our Navy forces, but they did some major damage in 1988, the largest US naval engagement since World War II ! They accidently killed the 290 passengers of the Iran Air 655 that same year, but paid 61.8 millions in compensation, that cancels it right ? Mistakes happen.
And even if we didn’t fully succeed before, our current President “is doing what Presidents over the last five decades have refused to do - eliminate the threat once and for all” ! (The White House, 2 March 2026).
Epic Flurry
Our latest achievement !
Just as our President explained, we have launched on the 28th March 2026 the Epic Fury Operation, one of the largest, most complex, most overwhelming military offensives the world has ever seen, on the Iranian regime, a vicious group of very hard, terrible people.
“We’ve been in a war for 32 days…. And the country has been eviscerated and essentially is no longer a threat. It is an investment in your children and your children’s future.” (Donald Trump, 1st April 2026, C-SPAN). If the President said it…
You can’t hit anybody harder than we’ve had, so don’t forget to pick up your MockFlurry !