Donny

Head Chef

Donny  has the best recipes for war:

The “Iranian regime, a vicious group of very hard terrible people.” “This is a noble mission”  (to launch war on Iran)

“Over the last 36 hours, we launched one of the largest, most complex, most overwhelming military offensives the world has ever seen”. he then said : “Nobody ain’t seen anything like it.”

“These are thugs, animals, horrible people, but you can’t hit anybody harder than we’ve had”

“The US forces have been annihilating Iran’s military capacity” 

We’re crushing Iran currently as we speak”. “They don’t know what’s happening”. “They’re being hit so hard, anybody would be negotiating. They’re begging to make a deal".

“Never in the history of warfare has an enemy suffered such clear and devastating large-scale losses in weeks"

“My presidency is winning“ 

“We are there to help the Middle East“ Get rid of “a cancer known as the Iranian regime”

“To those regimes that refuse to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, we had to do it ourselves“

“Those beautiful B2 bombers performed magnificently“

Benny

Assistant Chef

Benny has wanted war in Iran for decades and he will align with any ally that he feels will support his extreme right wing regime and continued persecution of Palestinians.

“Within three to five years, we can assume that Iran will become autonomous in its ability to develop and produce a nuclear bomb,”  - 1992

“If Iran were to acquire nuclear weapons, this could presage catastrophic, consequences, not only for my country, and not only for the middle East, but for all mankind…the deadline for attaining this goal is getting extremely close.” 2013

“The right-wing government is in danger. Arab voters are heading to the polling stations in droves,” he wrote. “Left-wing NGOs are bringing them in buses.” March 2015

B-Dog

Delivery Assistant

B-Dog is a high ranking deliverer of state violence. ‘He storms around smiling, his eye constantly seeking the camera lens. He does not lack humour. He is violent. Homophobic, anti-liberal and anti-democratic. He believes in the supremacy of divine law and the Jewish people.' - Le Monde 2022

“I don’t care! Jews are above the law. You have two hours. Clear this place out, or I’ll arrest you! Jews are the owners of this land. We will revive the old Jewish lands. We took Tel Aviv and Beersheba from you. And yet you think you can stay here!” August 2021

“In Judea and Samaria (the West Bank), my right, and that of my wife and children, to move freely on the roads takes precedence over the Arabs’ freedom of movement.” August 2023

“There is no reason for a gram of food or aid to enter Gaza”. - 2025

During a parliament session debating a bill on “the death penalty for terrorist crimes,” Ben-Gvir attended the session wearing a pin shaped like a gallows. In this way, Ben-Gvir is able to not only label anyone he wishes as a “terrorist” but also to use the act of killing them as a legitimate narrative. December 2025.